What to do with a three day weekend:

first, make sure the hot water heater breaks on the first day, then, spend the next two days sucking dirty water from the carpet, carry a 600 pound worthless canister of steaming hot water out of the house on a dolly, oh, go through the master bedroom if at all possible, then go to Sears and try to buy the oddest size ever made, only to be told it will take 4 days to get a new one, then be really thankful you spent thousands of dollars on that outdoor hot tub, 'cause you're going to be using it for the next couple of days.

second, search the web for unusual and interesting things to do with dead hot water heaters...

3-day weekends are overrated!

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