You might be a redneck if...
...you have had to stop the children from playing while an alligator snapping turtle crosses the backyard...not once, but twice...two different turtles
...your nephew finds a flattened bullfrog in the street in front of your house and he proceeds to spend the rest of the afternoon entertaining himself & the family with the lifeless amphebian
...your neighbor's peacock knocks at your backdoor for his daily ration of bird food
...your nephew finds a flattened bullfrog in the street in front of your house and he proceeds to spend the rest of the afternoon entertaining himself & the family with the lifeless amphebian
...your neighbor's peacock knocks at your backdoor for his daily ration of bird food
AND FINALLY, you might be a redneck if...
...during the middle of dinner on the patio, your husband gets up and starts shooting locust (cicadas) out of the tree because "they're makin' too dang much noise"
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